June 2010
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i'd love to.
Benny: If I ever see that man again... I'll cut his throat, I'll reach into his throat, I'll take his stomach and wrap it over his head and then... I'll punch him in his stomach face.
George: Careful, he might kick you in your boob knees.
Haha!
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boy, i am exhausted.
Basically stood for 7.5 straight hours today in the wrong shoes. Good so far, but I’m feeling the students’ pain. Let’s do this! Math boot camp! Rah rah.
Oh, and baby, I mishu. :/
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and i'll call it a day now.
Sato Sushi this morning with the boy. Cherry Blossom roll + Salmon Special roll + green tea tempura ice cream = yummies. Went to the Dollar Tree afterwards and bought Bo a box of pill capsules that grow into wild creatures when placed in water. Ended up having more fun with them than he. Heh.
Came home. Restless. Very thoroughly cleaned out the fridge. Threw away lots and scrubbed through every...
“You know that I love you, boy. Hot like Mexico, rejoice at this point I gotta...”
– Lady Gaga - Alejandro
i am incredibly stupid in my dreams.
$8000 > $90
I could have had a spending spree in my head, but no, I chose to receive $90-perfume over $8000+ in cold, hard cash. Dumbass.
wuh duh fuh duh? yuh duh duh.
Lately I’ve been using Tumblr as a dump for random images and lines. So I decided to dedicate this blog to writing something deep and meaningful.
But then I realized I have nothing nice to say, and anything “meaningful” coming out of my typing fingers would result in offending people - people whom I find to be absolute dumbfucks.
Well, I rule the world. The end.
through the eyes of a little sister.
I really regret killing Grace Halloway. Hope the ending isn’t too horrible - it’s getting so beautiful.
(via iTouch)
it has to be better than that.
I tend to have dreams about things I worry or am excited about. Last night’s was just bizarre.
It was my first day on the job as a program assistant. All the PA’s were gathered around outside the classrooms waiting to get into their rooms to meet the students and the teacher facilitator. I peered into the window of my classroom and realized that I got the biggest class. It was 8:00,...
repent of your sins.*
There was a table with gigantic 100-dollar bills at Eastridge today. I stopped by because I really wanted one, but was stopped by the lady.
“Can you name at least 10 of these celebrities?”
We did so without any trouble. Of course I knew John Lennon’s, Paul McCartney’s, Elvis Presley’s, Jim Carrey’s, etc. faces. They’re REAL people who have made my life more interesting with their songs or...
please don't call me miss lien.
I am so excited for this.
“Now’s the right time for a good song, got something to say what I...”
– Jimmy Eat World - Night Drive
dear at&t u-verse, you are useless shit.
Dear AT&T U-Verse,
When I first saw you on your webpage, I knew I had to have you. You were on the front page - the spotlight - you seemed so perfect for me. You were also on the specials’ menu for a delightful price of $24.95/month, and best of all, they said this bundle package was fast - like really fast. I instantly fell for you, but like all normal people, I had my doubts. I...
cute as a button mushroom.
Preparing ingredients to make pizza for tonight. Let’s hope I don’t burn down the house.
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this is absolutely meaningful.
If you do not understand this blog, you are a complete dumbass.
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Sidewalks. They have feelings, too. Do you think they like being walked on? This was exactly how Goober felt years ago when she stood up for herself. AND THEN A DINOSAUR CAME OUT. ROAR! The dinosaur stepped on her and squashed her brains out. However, this wasn’t the reason why she felt like a sidewalk - no.
Exactly...
you make me feel ali-i-i-ive.
La dee dee la da da da da la dee da.
squirting shrimp brains on you.
Yum.
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what the hell.
My knees blew out before anything happened. Ugh. What now?
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who could this be?
BOY: (11:31:15 PM): one time I freaked out because I thought one of my testicles turned upside down in my sac
after 12+ hours, it's not that special anymore.
I was definitely disappointed when I woke up this morning, but as the dream continued to slip away from my memory throughout the hours of the day, I could not recall why I violently socked my pillow when consciousness came.
What was this dream anyway? Why did it even matter that it wasn’t real?
I can vaguely picture parts of the dream if I try. I see scenes of you and me driving through...
kind of wish it were real.
Had a weird dream. Almost disappointed that I woke up.
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lemongrass.
Aujourd’hui je suis allée au nouveau restaurant avec mon père, ma tante, et ma grand-mère. Ce n’était pas assez bien mais ça va. Je pense que je ne retournerais jamais. C’est toute. Au revoir.
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